《快樂和尚家僧、【狗的啟示】》

洋智叟問和尚：「死禿驢，這是洋妞衣服（Bigini 比基尼），你說穿在 Inside 還是 Outside 呢？」

和尚不知道？！那二份一機會？ In 還是 Out 呢？！

這時狗狗在叫吠：「噢…噢…噢 Out … Out … Out。」

和尚也就依狗狗叫吠聲回答：「 Out … Outside。」

洋智叟以後不再稱和尚【死禿驢】了，因為狗也通靈。

《快樂和尚家僧、【影音視訊介紹】》
Patti Page : (How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window.mp4
http://vlog.xuite.net/play/akpITzlnLTI3NTg4MDc1LmZsdg==

Patti Page : (How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window : The Patti Page Collection (1995)

How much is that doggie in the window (arf, arf)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window (arf, arf)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a dog he won't be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home

How much is that doggie in the window (arf, arf)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window (arf, arf)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I read in the papers there are robbers (roof, roof)
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark

I don't want a bunny or a kitty
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
He can't take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that doggie in the window (arf, arf)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window (arf, arf)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

‎2016‎年‎06‎月‎30‎日    下午 01:52:54